★• Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 5:32 PM
Don't expect any sophisticated stuff or comments from me because the following videos were impeccable, even though some were using China as an example to illustrate certain points.
Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew is a man of dignity and inundated with skills of a great leader. Needless to say, he leads the batch of leaders in our world today with his pragmatic yet feasible thoughts and motto.
Be sure to watch the following videos by RazorTv since I used quite a lot of time to embed them.
My computer is laggy that's why ! :( I want the new Sony Vaio netbook. *puffy eyes*
★• Saturday, October 17, 2009, 8:15 PM
Recently I just had my graduation ceremony which means we have officially graduated as a student of Meridian Junior College.
But whether we graduate as an awesome student or not, that would depend on the hurdle ahead.
And to spur us on, our awesome and wonderful and (whatever freaking amazing word you can place here) teachers have decided to make graduation videos for us, just like every other year.
The most spectacular version of all would once again belong to maths department.
If you think that Mr Brown's parody of Wondergirls' Nobody is good, wait till you see this awesome production done by our teachers.
And other departments gave in their best too !(:
It was so much joy and entertainment watching the videos like how Mr Gohel was NOT PAYING ATTENTION in class and looking at Mrs Gohel, who was in fact his wife lah. So not much of a gossiping topic here.
Took a shot of the chemistry department singing !!!
But I was at the last row of the hall so that explains the really blur photos.
And here are a few of the other photos I took.
You can check out the rest at my facebook account !
What a wonderful class I have.
And literally crazy friends I have.
HAHAHA, SORRY SISTER.
I know I have things to blog about but I guess I'm going to just update this space here with short updates when I want to and only seriously blog after my A'Levels.
Setting priorities here and so should most of you. :)
All the best for A levels people. You know how horrible college life is when it comes to study but it would be soon over. How horrible it would turn out, we'll have to decide it on our own.
To end it off, what better way but to laugh at the person that has been blogging and typing all this nonchalant stuff here right. HAHAHA. I'm not closing my blog lah, just for the time being.
You'll still have the countless opportunities to have a good laugh.
Don't mind what I said at the end.
Wanted to say "Just want to try it out" and not "Going to try it out".
Epic failure.
PHAIL!!!
BYE!
★• Sunday, October 11, 2009, 11:55 AM
BEEN REALLY HECTIC CRAZY !


Not sure if what I've been doing is going to help me through A levels but hopefully it pays off.
Just a short update by the way.
Oh, and I've decided not to blog about Ris Low. I blogged halfway and another article revealing her wrong doings comes popping up again. She is too difficult to blog about. So much variation in her life that I can never do a good post with accurate information.
Credit card fraud, paying to get advertisements on many pages of a magazine, under probation rules of only able to go into a shopping mall with a family member. Oh well, we have a new Miss Singapore World already and it didn't take as long as 4 weeks, which they initially expected.
Instead, I'm going to blog about someone whom might not be popular among people of our generation. You must have heard of his name, an infamous comedian.
Not many of us knows about him or perhaps, haven't even watched his videos before.
I'd give you a clue. He acts like Mr Bean and has a characteristic dressing. He is alike to Hitler, but not like him at all. He's more than just a comedian. He's a film director and a musician at the same time. He wrote one of the most beautiful music of all time and that particular song was sang by Michael Jackson, which gained global recognition for the quality of that track.
Comment by clicking on "Leave a comment", located right below this and tell me who do you think I'm referring to.
Alternatively, you can twitter me @Kenjitsu .
I'm pretty active on Twitter when I'm online. (:
★• Sunday, October 04, 2009, 11:51 AM
Yeah, What a response I got from everyone.
But the best of which was still by Alexandra !
HAHAHA.
Damn funny I swear.
Watching her video would make you laugh and be directly influenced by her spastic reaction.
Oh man (wipes tears of laughter)... you got to watch it for yourself to experience it.
Words can only say this much.
Seriously, spastic to the max.
Anyways, I'm having trouble blogging about Ris Low.
There seems to be more and more news regarding her in the newspaper and I don't know where to begin.
Does anyone have any idea?
★• Saturday, October 03, 2009, 4:42 PM
(what an initial expression picture, wth!!!)
This is for my good friend Alexandra !
All the best for your future vlog entries and your O'levels !
PS. This is really really really really really embarrassing and retarded.
★• Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 8:28 PM
Pre-exploding Post announcement
You better believe me when I say my bikini is an exploding one.
BOOMZ !!!
HAHAHA. I wanted to beat around the bush and just give a clue on what I'm going to blog next. But unfortunately, the word Boomz is already widely associated with our awesome local beauty pageant.
OH, I mean, EX. Since she "quitted". Right.
Just the other day she said she wouldn't give up her crown.
I mean, wouldn't "give up my clown". And if you read the papers today on the forum section, there was this short paragraph from someone saying not to blame Teachers for poorly spoken English.
I propose for us to blame Ms Ris Boomz Low. :)
WATCH OUT FOR THE POST !
Ps. It would definitely boomz your mind away ~
★• Saturday, September 26, 2009, 4:06 PM
DISCLAIMER!!!:
This entry is by no means any form of personal attack to anyone or any group.
It is also not an advertorial for plastic surgery and cigars. Thank you.Charles Darwin's theory of evolution has indeed played a major role in the understanding of living things all around the world. A large group of which benefited the most from his theory, were the biologists.
Till date, there are still several strong controversies regarding theory of evolution and its debates against Religions and vice versa.
So we do change, do evolve, for a reason. And as Charles Darwin has put it, it is the evolution of animals by changing themselves or adapting themselves to their environment, that we come about the term of "
Battle of the fittest".
Today, something so profound and inundated with knowledge like Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution can be applied to something... which you would never have thought of.
OUR VERY OWN BELOVED AH LIANS <3
(Colour and sarcasm all intended)
Ah Lians in the past, or whatever they are termed as, were often looking really sluttish with damn short shorts(not that they have become extinct, if you really look around) and looking really fierce and all.
They have changed, thankfully for the better. Thanks to the beauty of makeup to conceal one's flaws, it has certainly been placed into
good use.
Who is the funniest Ah Lian we have all witnessed recently?
I'm so sorry. I don't think we would specifically target a certain person if you didn't appear on tv and got voluntarily or involuntarily uploaded into many forums and smacked right in the centre of debates by netizens.
Isn't the memory of the words above so vivid still in our minds?
That was exactly what one of our Singapore Idol contestant said during her audition. Tell me how wise was that move? And apparently it was because she had a tattoo and she
didn't want the judges to mistaken her a typical Ah Lian.
(Thanks to Victoria for spotting the mistake. It is eyeliner, not mascara. OR BOTH?!)
Unfortunately, I would see that move as an excuse to pass the audition stages without being embarrassed in front of National TV. Can't really recall what happened next but things that goes onto the internet, stays on the internet.
I was reading her blog in the morning just now, which she then switched to her livejournal account, most probably because of people spamming nasty comments. So yeah, her livejournal is
friends-locked. But she didn't remove the photos on her blogger account.
Firstly, her profile picture.

And so on...
Is she an
Ah Lian in your point of view? I can't really say so since she isn't on the extreme spectrum of Ah Lians. At least she blogs with proper english and with properly constructed sentences that makes sense.
So yeah, she still has a chance I suppose.
Tough question? Not really. Wikipedia has done a decent job in explaining to us in a pretty comical way if you were to ask me. Oh man, how honest can the following content be? HAHAHA !!!
"
Ah Lian is a pejorative term commonly given to a certain group of young Chinese girls in Southeast Asia, especially Singapore and Malaysia(yeah, you're included too). These Chinese girls, whose collective age ranges from their adolescent years to late 20s, are usually centralised in the busier and more developed cities in the region. They usually hang out in Bugis Junction, Bugis Street, outside Cineleisure and are regarded as bimbos, and are stereotyped as anti-intellectual, superficial, materialistic, and shallow.(HAHAHAHAHA!)
Ah Lians are commonly stereotyped as having hair dyed in gaudy and bright colours, and dons outdated Japanese fashion, although how much of this is true is debatable. Most of them also like to wear hot pants or mini skirts. Most Ah Lians have straightened long hair, usually with thick fringes. They like walking in big groups where most of the people in the group are Ah Lians or Ah Bengs and make their presence known by talking loudly.
They enjoy taking self- portraits of themselves and usually imitate the way Japanese girls take their pictures, making their eyes look big and puffing out their cheeks. They also take pictures by putting a horizontal 'Peace sign' over their eyes, pressing a fist facing outwards against their puffed cheek. They also apply a very sharp tone in their speech which they classify as "cute". Another distinct feature of an Ah Lian is they swear in most of their conversations just like Ah Bengs. Much like their male counterparts - that is, Ah Bengs - Ah Lians are also thought of as being excessively flashy and show-offs.
...
Ah Lians are stereotyped as very loose, sleeping with anyone of any race, age, and social status."
Out of all the points listed, I think the most obvious one of all would be the way they take photos / self portraits. It is obvious that whoever uses that way of taking photos are pretty much all
Ah Lians.
Why? Because I honestly don't think it's a really good way to take self portraits.
Here's a couple of my own rationale for it:
- You look thinner but when people see you in person, they'll think you have put on a few more pounds of cold hard fats.
- You'll unknowingly give a really act-innocent/act-cute expression because you're looking upwards into the camera. - It is a turn off, really.
- Apparently you just got yourself into the $1.99 store because you're damn cheap to keep showing your cleavages and yet feel so proud about it. - Oh, and yeah, you caused even the cheapest store like $1.99 to close down. :(
- Almost every single Ah Lian, novice or not, are using this way of taking self portraits.
TIME TO BE UNIQUE AND STAND OUT FROM THE OTHER AH LIANS !
I chose only a few photos to just define how Ah Lians take self portraits. Don't worry, I seriously
took effort into mosaic-ing your faces so that your
identity would be undisclosed.
And then came the craze about skinny jeans. I must admit, they do look nice on certain girls and guys. But if your legs look like it will break with just a ball rolling and touching your legs, please don't wear it. It looks damn scary like you're being ill-treated or something.
That comes to my point of debate. A lot of Ah Lians that wants a perfect slim figure are very lazy to hit the gym and do some quality workout. A very good reason would be because they
won't want to wear make up to gym. So many of them resort to skipping meals or in more extreme cases...
First, many of them has spoilt the trend of Cardigans. Because of the cheap prices of cardigans at Bugis Street, this supposedly expensive product has plummeted in terms of quality and fashion. Seriously.
And I suppose skinny jeans are supposed to be the case too. It really depends on the person that is adorning that piece of product huh. What better example could I give other than presumably the
World's Hottest Girl - Megan Fox.Well, at least one thing I can confirm, the
modernization of Ah Lians is a good one. They have started to take considerable effort into dolling up and caring for their complexion and appearance. That would probably be why they are stealing away fashion like the Cardigans and Skinny Jeans.
HERE IS WHAT I PROPOSE !!!
(When there's a problem, there must be a solution right)
- Go for breast enhancement / enlargement.
Since the technology for plastic surgery is so damn good now, why not Ah Lians go for breast enhancement if they feel the need to right? It would be really beneficial to your self portrait shots and you'll be more pleased with the cleavage shots.
It would certainly reveal your plastictrue beauty. (:
Think about it, I think it would be a wise investment you know. But then you'll have to cut down your other expenses such as cigarettes and your rainbow collection of skinny jeans.
- Go for plastic surgery for the face
Don't you think its a hassle to always have to take like a hour or two to choose your piece of skinny jeans(standard dressing) or other clothings and then after everything, still have to spend so much more time doing your make up?
Well, fret not. Once again, with the technological advances of Plastic Surgery, you can maybe choose your favourite celebrity face in an album available at the hospital and then say in the high-pitched voice(as defined by wikipedia): "I want to look like Megan Foxy".
Okay, maybe not a really good choice. Most of the time I see her, she really convinces me that she's a tranny. Maybe you would like to find another possible face. Well, no limit to your creativity. You might want to look like some politician leader also nobody will care.
- Start switching to smoking cigars.
Don't you find it really irritating when you can't smell your own cigarette and can't fully enjoy the pleasure or whatever kick you get from smoking?
Now you can get yourself a really cool looking cigar, personalize it with gems or diamonds or anything, and start smoking away uniquely.
Puff away in style and be special. Who knows? You might be the one that starts the trend and making it big in the news.
- BE ATAS, work hard, earn a lot, be a tai tai.
The last thing you would want to do is act damn big and boastful but have no money to treat your friends or even footing your own bills. That would be really embarrassing(Paiseh).
So if you buay paiseh, then you can continue buying cigarettes, being anorexic and have to live off somebody. So work hard, get a good or at least decent paying job and be rich !!!
WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU'LL BE THE COOLEST AH LIAN EVER. Imagine you walk around with lots of attention. Isn't that what all Ah Lians would dream of having?
I can't really think of one Asian Ah Lian Tai Tai yet so I'll just have to use one of our famous Ah Lian lookalikes.

PARIS HILTON !!!
Don't you think she looks glamorous after dolling up with expensive clothings?


Best of all, you don't have to take a self portrait.
You just have to act like you're taking one.
Other people will take photos of you instead,
BE READY TO BE SHOWERED UPON BY CAMERA FLASHES.
*CLICK CLICK CLICK*

So stop hesitating, start anticipating for a while to your
whole new better life as an Ah Lian.
I sincerely wish you all the best in defeating the rest of the Ah Lians. (: